Use your fork! there's jam all over your face.

The turtle helped me home cause I forgot to refuel my flying tea cup with freshly boiled gunpowder tea. I guessed Edmund the turtle felt sorry for my misfortune. I also had a hunch that he wanted my companionship, because the other day, the little red robin told me about Edmund's friend the otter Francis had just bought a scooter. I'm Edmund's travel companion now.

Eat some arctic raspberries, it's good for you.